You never know who’s going to trade their soul away or what they’re going to get for it unless you’re Helen A. Handbasket, ex-executive chief in charge of operations for the burning flames of hellfire. Who are her sources? Wouldn’t you like to know? Sorry, all communications are confidential and the property of Helen A. Handbasket, whose opinions do not necessarily reflect those of this or any other publication.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
The South Korean Tourism Bureau
Guess why China and Japan are fighting over those stupid islands nobody cares about. That's right, it was a deal between Lucifer (praise be he) and the South Korean Tourism Bureau in order to send more Chinese tourists to South Korea instead of Japan. "Them fuckers is crazy, riotin' and all," said Zhang Min, a 24-year-old from Hong Kong vacationing in Seoul instead of Japan this year, which is weird because Hong Kong is IN Japan.
"We don't care who make the deal as long as the place is packed," said Ima Douchbag, curator of the Self-Governing Provincial Tourism Museum and Dude Ranch on Jeju Island, the only place in South Korea where Chinese can put on cowboy hats and line dance without a passport.
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